Procrastination monkey

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.

Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!

by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023

strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.

When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.

by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009

procrastination

I give up.
I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY.
Thats procastination for ya.

Im not even gona try to do homework at home. Only at about 6:00 AM do i work efficiantly or in lunch during shcool.
procrastination.

by Kosty September 26, 2006

Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

procrastination

I think ill write this definition later

dude... thats the best definition for procrastination ever.

by Lord Damon Achuine May 9, 2009

procrastination

If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

by kelbel April 14, 2006

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009