procrastibate

to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating

when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night

by carlord0 October 14, 2009

procrastinate

The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.

When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.

by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007

Procrastibate

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.

Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.

by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010

procrastinate

what you are doing right now.
get back to work

in response to accusations of grade inflation in the US colleges, alluc.org was developed to devastating effect. And by now my show is done downloading and I must get back to 'procrastinate' ing.

by johnsmith101 December 14, 2008

Procrastifacebooking

(verb) to procrastinate by going on Facebook; to prevent one's self from doing another tedious activity by going on Facebook, especially if one is a student avoiding homework

Master Chief: what are you up to?

Cortana: Procrastifacebooking. I have to read 4 chapters for class tomorrow, so I'm looking at pictures from Heather's party last weekend on Facebook instead.

Master Chief: Ah

by Commander Keyes April 7, 2009

procrastichieve

To achieve through procrastination. This is a technique mastered by most high school/college students and continued in the workplace.

(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)

"Why bother studying today for the test next week, when I can procrastichieve the night before, ace the test, and forget everything afterwards anyway."

"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."

by 20English@BSHS11 July 7, 2012

pro-procrastinate

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010