Porcelain Beauty

A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.

Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.

Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.

She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.

Porcelain Beauty
Mistress
Dominatrix
Goddess
Your Highness

by Porcelain Beauty November 21, 2011

trust the process

Trusting the process involves supporting a team who is tanking on purpose in order to hoard draft picks as well as assets. Trust the process, also abbreviated as TTP, is somewhat cult-like at times.

Sixers fans TTP by rooting for their team despite three continuous years of less than 20 wins.
Other NBA teams claim to trust the process, but only Sixers fans really get it.

by InHinkieWeTrust July 25, 2016

proculsexual

To be attracted to individuals that you are sure you could never be with, such as a celebrity or a fictional character. Mostly occurs in teenage males that watch anime.

Did you hear that he has a waifu? He’s such a proculsexual.

by Arikin September 18, 2018

Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003

porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

by mt1mp August 23, 2006

Porcelain Tsunami

Porcelain Tsunami is when your fucking someone in the bathroom from behind near the Toilet and you grab them by the neck or Head and put there head in the toilet and Flush it with there face in it before Busting a Nut.

I just gave her a mean Porcelain Tsunami from the Rear.

by mike mike p. April 5, 2011

Porcelain Ricochet

The guttural and oft deafening resonance created when ass gas breaches the O-ring, slams into toilet water and bounces off the bowl. The resulting sound is both ghoulish and unholy.

My God! We better get the hell outta here. I was just in the Library bathroom and heard a porcelain ricochet that could only have come from a Yeti or a Nazgûl. Either way, I'm not sticking around to find out.

by Above_Reproach July 23, 2016