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A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.
I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.
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