Promotion Speech

When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.

I slept through the promotion speech. How about you? Oh, you did too? Nice.

by Yesssssirr May 24, 2020

Battlefuck promotion

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

stupidest promotion ever

Urban dictionary's "buy a ____ mug for your guy trump"

"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."

by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023

Desk Promotion

When you start a new job you get given a bad desk and then when someone finally moves on you can take their good desk.

Hey Rakesh, now that Jithu has moved you can finally get your desk promotion!

by Gooseberries January 21, 2009

narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV)

1. A company or non-profit organization set up to serve the egos of its founder(s). All of its activities, while often disguised as doing "good" for society, tech start-ups, the poor, etc., is done to enhance, flatter and inflate the founder's overly important fragile self-image of him or herself.

It's obvious the tech accelerator is solely a narcissist promotion vehicle (NPV). Its website mentions its founder 95 times and only has videos of young women talking breathlessly about its 'genius' founder - - yet 99 % of its 'members' are dudes.

by clairvoyant512 February 23, 2018

promotion demotion

Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.

low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!

Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!

by SoFloBabyMamma March 26, 2011

promotional

To bring someone or something of lower class up to a higher better class,as in clubs and partys.

Carlos you are soo promotional!

The line at the club was so long; Carlos was so promotional and got us into V.I.P.

by Codymeister April 7, 2008