Poundcake

The dumbest name for a cat.

Steve named his cat poundcake. Steve is real stupid.

by xygote April 6, 2017

Poundcaking

The act of cupcaking, except with fat chicks.

Ron is a chubby chaser. I saw him poundcaking with Precious.

by Burster September 11, 2011

Vermont Poundcake

Since the state of Vermont has a lot of queers, I've decided to name it after something. I used it When you take a shit freeze it until hardened, then you begin to dock with the turd.

Rickey Martin took a shit, froze it, and gave it to Clay Aakin so he could dock with it. That's how a Vermont Poundcake works.

by Jakepez November 21, 2010

poundcake

When you shit on someones chest

I poundcake in your general direction

by scott January 17, 2004

Poundcake

A black person who throws their own race under the bus, taking the side of abusive police tactics.
Based on Bill Cosby's famous Pound Cake speech: "Looking at the incarcerated, these are not political criminals. These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola. People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake! And then we all run out and are outraged, 'The cops shouldn't have shot him.' What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?"

He's such a poundcake, he thinks Rodney King got what he deserved.

by spooz September 6, 2016

white poundcake

A white woman's huge ass that can be either eaten or pounded.

"So what do you want for your birthday?"
"That white poundcake!"

by FuckAllNiggers June 25, 2017

Pennsylvania Poundcake

When a group of Amish guys proceed invite you over for pound cake but trick you into a group circle jerk

Micheal - “Bro you okay? You look awful!”

Terry - “Nah man I just got tricked into a Pennsylvania Poundcake.”

Micheal - “Man how do your balls feel?”

Terry - “Not good Jebediah doesn’t give good handjobs.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020