Pottered

To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.

Did you see all the stitches he had this morning?

Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.

by Rev. Jesus February 4, 2010

Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."

Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"

by miker94 January 5, 2011

Potterness

Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance

Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.

by the most unfortunate victim May 20, 2011

Pottered

When one gets so heinously drunk, they wake up feeling like a piece of earthen-ware pottery the next day.

Get me a Gari's special, I want to get pottered

by nortybutnice April 3, 2019

Harry Pottered

When one of the siblings in a family gets treated in a less beneficial way than the other(s), much like Harry Potter in the Dursley family. Also known as Cinderelling.

Son 1: Mom, can i get an ice cream?
Mom: Sure son, everything for my sweety pie.
Son 2: Mom, can i get one too?
Mom: You can have this one, the other ones are to big for you *picks up the smallest one*.
Dude watching 1: Wow, that kid just got Harry Pottered!
Dude watching 2: Amen.

by VonPuFF September 1, 2013

Patterned

Patterned is when you change something about yourself/do something that someone told you to do when trying to insult you

Someone : "Go fix your teeth!"
You : *goes and fixes teeth only because that person told them to*
Someone else : "Damn she/he just got Patterned!"

by Someone sksksks May 6, 2019

Potterhead

A person who adores Harry Potter. Ask them anything about it and they will go into a rant explaining everything from that chapter.

person 1: "Hey remember that time harry fell off his broom?"
Potterhead: *Smile* Heck ya I do!"
person 2: *whispers* "what have you done!"

by Captian Cutie November 30, 2016