Professional Pussy Slayer

One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.

Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.

Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.

by professorOFpussy22 October 9, 2009

professional lurker

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

by Natural Metra September 9, 2015

professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Perfessional

A hybrid of personal and professional.

1. “Hey tweeps, some perfessional news! I got a new job.”
2. Debbie’s made a perfessional decision to spend less time in the office.

by Will883 October 7, 2021

the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

by Fannyfucker123 January 2, 2017

Professional Widow

A hot woman who marries men on their deathbeds in order to get some money and into their will. Usually, this woman is either African-American, Filipina, or Latina that works in the nursing field. Young, beautiful, and super cunning.She marries her dying or old patients and loves having a deathbed wedding. Then makes her husband sign over his whole estate to her. Usually, she does this about 2 to 10 times. Watch out for the professional widow.

Nurse Ines is a professional widow because she married all of her husbands on their deathbeds. Now she is worth 5 million dollars yet she still works as a nurse.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

professional courtesy

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.

As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"

by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013