Turkish mashed potatos

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

by Jbook July 21, 2006

Potatesh

An adjective describing something or someone that is considered to be cool or good

"that movie was potatesh!" "i had a potatesh day at work today"

by tiki-man March 26, 2009

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

Potatoish

Adj. Joking term to describe ones self or others as round, funny looking, or potato shaped. Can also be used as a flirtatious term for someone you like, usually when you are trapped in the friend zone.

Boy: What do you think of yourself? Beautiful, sexy, smart?
Girl: Potatoish
Boy: Potatoish? Thats okay, i like potatos.

by TWillits April 10, 2016

Potatosalad310

This famous man doesnt stfu sometimes when he is singing. He goes on about random shit because he has a shitty 2001 laptop that can handle roblox at 2fps. He loves to ERP with 45 year old Neckbeards because he may possibly be gay. He also lies about wanting Genshin Impact and wants to get a nintendo switch instead of a PC

Friend: "You should install Genshin Impact!"
Potatosalad310: "I'm too busy holding my cock in my hand while erp'ing with older men!"

by Nin9 January 27, 2021

Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe

Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism

by Agent B(ogi) January 29, 2022

mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates

I like to eat mashed potates

by Dingerbingerdoodoo April 20, 2018