Postponaut

An astronaut who's launch got cancelled or postponed.

Astronaut 1: "Mate, have you seen the forecast? There is a 75% chance that our launch will be postponed."
Astronaut 2 "Man, I would hate be a postponaut, but we sure seem to be heading that way..."

by Reds39 November 24, 2019

postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.

person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"

by Livingngaming March 13, 2020

PostPone

people in Tallahassee use this to describe fire music

bruhhh dat shit was PostPone

by Nizzle Shizz July 15, 2020

PostPan

Post pandemic, after the pandemic, behind, later, after the pandemic ......

Let’s go in a trip, obvi postpan.

by Pimpin'ainteasy February 9, 2021

postponez

The act or being of loving tHeHoLyBrEaD10

your such a postponez

did you see that postponez?

by xSoulminex August 26, 2021

postpunchpartum

the moment when your postpartum turns you into the primate that abandoned Punch. The outcome is comfort through inorganic objects

This kid deserves to have a selection of blankets to ease his emotions, as he is a product of his mother's POSTPUNCHPARTUM.

by momentsbylori March 4, 2026

Friend postponed

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup

1. Guy- Hey I like you

Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup

by Minor October 13, 2019