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Postponaut

An astronaut who's launch got cancelled or postponed.
Astronaut 1: "Mate, have you seen the forecast? There is a 75% chance that our launch will be postponed."
Astronaut 2 "Man, I would hate be a postponaut, but we sure seem to be heading that way..."
by Reds39 November 24, 2019
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postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.
person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"
by Livingngaming March 13, 2020
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PostPone

people in Tallahassee use this to describe fire music
bruhhh dat shit was PostPone
by Nizzle Shizz July 15, 2020
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PostPan

Post pandemic, after the pandemic, behind, later, after the pandemic ......
Let’s go in a trip, obvi postpan.
by Pimpin'ainteasy February 9, 2021
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postponez

The act or being of loving tHeHoLyBrEaD10
your such a postponez

did you see that postponez?
by xSoulminex August 26, 2021
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postpunchpartum

the moment when your postpartum turns you into the primate that abandoned Punch. The outcome is comfort through inorganic objects
This kid deserves to have a selection of blankets to ease his emotions, as he is a product of his mother's POSTPUNCHPARTUM.
by momentsbylori March 4, 2026
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Friend postponed

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
1. Guy- Hey I like you

Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
by Minor October 13, 2019
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