Postponaut

An astronaut who's launch got cancelled or postponed.

Astronaut 1: "Mate, have you seen the forecast? There is a 75% chance that our launch will be postponed."
Astronaut 2 "Man, I would hate be a postponaut, but we sure seem to be heading that way..."

by Reds39 November 24, 2019

poostronaut

Arose out of such works as ass hat, ass clown, ass bandit, poo jabber and of course ass tronaut. A poostronaut is an insult for an ass hat or ass clown who will boldy go were no ass hat or ass clown has gone before!

1)"Dude, Dave is an ass clown..."
2)"No dude, Dave is a total poostranaut!!"

by Jimmy-jimmy May 13, 2005