poseur

A person who pretends to be someone he/she is not. Can be used in both the English and French languages. Means the same thing as poser.

Stop being a poseur and stay true to yourself.

by I.P. Greenish December 28, 2005

posters remorse

this occurs to many of us, mostly on facebook, or youtube, or even here. it is that feeling of regret and dissatisfaction when you think of how your comment could have been better. it can apply also when you have posted a hypotheses and you end up being proven wrong.

(walkin out to your car to get to work) haha, i should have posted that. oh well

a lot of posters remorse occurred on febuary 4 2008. gmen ftw

by fatguylittlecoat November 8, 2009

Posturing Pete

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.

We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.

by briantroy December 20, 2009

Posterior pal

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.

I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.

by СукаБлять June 16, 2018

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

original poster

The first person to post or comment within a form-style collection of comments.

By creating a new thread, the original poster opens a discussion on a particular topic.

by Ant90 March 24, 2020

Goth Poseur

A goth Poseur is a person who just dresses up as a goth, just for the attention. When they go out, they spend ages covering themselves in white makeup and eyeliner, and when they're lazing around inside, listening to Gwen Stefani, they wear a pink tracksuit.
They dont understand about goths,or that it is a lifestyle. They just want the stares. And you dont understand goths either if you think that all of them worship satan, cut themselves, and cry endlessly.

Poseur goths do it for the stares. Proper goths do it because thats just how they want to live and dress, and dont give a shit about what anyone else thinks.

Goth poseur : I'm looking for a DAAAARK picture to put up in my DAAAAARK bedroom, because my life is DAAAARKNESS!!!!

Goth: Hey..you were in here yesterday, buying some fake Burberry crap, right?

by Kirakishou December 12, 2008