postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

The Postage Stamp

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."

by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008

Postal Dude

A really cool guy

The Postal Dude went to get some milk, then he killed a bunch of people.

by Hardass April 1, 2003

postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.

"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"

by moobs December 7, 2013

Postal Dude

The hottest guy ever. His schlong is soooooo huge.

Holy fuck I wanna fuck the postal dude so bad im sooo hoeny for him rn aaaahhh yes daddy mmmph~

by kkalishnikkovv November 22, 2021

Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004