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Person 1 - "Have you played Postal 2"
Person 2 - "NO"
Person 1 -"Fucking Drink Anti-Freeze"
Postal 2 by Dankus Memeus420 March 24, 2018

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.
Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."
Postage Tramp by Varnpike September 10, 2014

postal service 

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.
postal service by Ellie April 17, 2004

Postal Dude 

A man who does not want to take it anymore, the everyday bullshit of life got to him. Now, you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude got pissed off, and slaughtered Paradise City. He said, "You probably thought you weren't gonna die today... Surprise!"
Postal Dude by GROMM July 23, 2004

Postal Dude 

A really fucking cool guy from the game series "Postal", he also wants you or your surviving family members to sign his petition.
Postal Dude: Would you please sign my petition?

Loser: no fuck off postal dude

Postal Dude: You gotta be fucking kidding me. (kills the loser)