Portmanterrific

Portmanterrific is an adjective that refers to a portmanteu that is deemed particularly extraordinary. (A portmanteu is a linguistic blend of two words that defines something as being the sum of two distinct objects or ideas, i.e. a spork is one part spoon, one part fork.) A portmanterrific portmanteau typically refers to a novel portmanteau that has only recently been introduced into the cultural lexicon. Portmanteaus like "Bennifer" and "Wikipedia," although useful, are too commonplace to earn the distinction of being portmanterrific.

Tramplifying my interview outfit was a portmanterrific call.

Chillaxing is not portmanterrific.

The most portmanterrific portmanteaus likely haven't even been listed on urbandictionary.com

by ilikelotsastuff July 24, 2009

Portachub

A penis that is not quite at full Chubb status but stiffness is apparent. Also a way of referencing the penis as a piece of meat. Hence the word"Porter".

Amy's not that hot, but that ass is giving me a straight portachub.

The disappointment on Stephanie's face was apparent when I couldn't get hard and I could only serve up the portachub.....

by Rightnerface October 28, 2016

Natalie Portman'ed

As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.

Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?
Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.

by Soley Striker November 16, 2007

portmanteau

"'A large leather suitcase.' from French, port- (carry) and manteau (cloak)." Source: Dictionary.com(www.dictionary.com), retrieved 11/19/05.

"...sent her things on ahead via two steamer trunks, a hatbox, and an enormous portmanteau, covered in crocodile"

by tazio December 26, 2005

Portmanbro

A word spawned by combining "bro" with another word, the end result leaving both words separately identifiable without severely altering the sound of either.

brogramming, broatmeal, broblerone, crossbro, Rambro, broverruled, Nintenbro, bromatose, broverdose, Broverfield, Cambrodia, bromance, bromosexual, brocialism, portmanbro

by Broam Chomsky August 22, 2009

portmanteautaled

When your vehicle is damaged beyond repair as a result of wrecking it while trying to drive and text newly created words at the same time.

While driving and trying to use his iPhone to update his Facebook status to share the clever new word he came up with, Kenneth wrecked his car and portmanteautaled it.

by nachocylinder December 11, 2010

natalie portman

An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.

Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?

Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.

by Tmacb May 21, 2005