Portachub

A penis that is not quite at full Chubb status but stiffness is apparent. Also a way of referencing the penis as a piece of meat. Hence the word"Porter".

Amy's not that hot, but that ass is giving me a straight portachub.

The disappointment on Stephanie's face was apparent when I couldn't get hard and I could only serve up the portachub.....

by Rightnerface October 28, 2016

Popachubaphobia

The intense fear of popping an unwanted chub. Commonly found in inexperienced males and is often linked and preemptive to premature ejaculation.

:Next's song "Too Close". "Oh, you're dancing real close.
Cuz it's real, real slow, You're making it hard for me."

Bryan: Hey are you sure Tyler doesn't care that I'm dancing with you?
Kacey: Yeah he knows we're just friends.
Bryan: Nice this my song (Next-Too close comes on)
Kacey: What the fuck is that???
Bryan: I have a condition, why do you have to be such a fucking bitch?
Kacey: (thinks to herself) Hmm he must have popachubaphobia.

by CrippleCrew November 2, 2009

portacuban

Pronounced
(Poor-ta-cuban)
A person of both Cuban and porta rican descent. Portacuban's are commonly illegal immigrants

There are thousands of illegal portacubans entering America into Florida.

by Benjamin McGraw June 9, 2005

permachubby

The condition of having a continuously semi-erect or erect penis.

In my twenties, I suffered from permachubby.

by Big M. April 13, 2004

Portacabin

Something that looks like Ben.

Person 1: Wow I only just realised how much Ben looks like a portacabin.
Person 2: OMG. Yeah I see it now.

by Portacaben January 10, 2021