Portachub

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A penis that is not quite at full Chubb status but stiffness is apparent. Also a way of referencing the penis as a piece of meat. Hence the word"Porter".

Amy's not that hot, but that ass is giving me a straight portachub.

The disappointment on Stephanie's face was apparent when I couldn't get hard and I could only serve up the portachub.....

Portachub by Rightnerface October 28, 2016

Words you can keep

Popachubaphobia

The intense fear of popping an unwanted chub. Commonly found in inexperienced males and is often linked and preemptive to premature ejaculation.

:Next's song "Too Close". "Oh, you're dancing real close.
Cuz it's real, real slow, You're making it hard for me."

Bryan: Hey are you sure Tyler doesn't care that I'm dancing with you?
Kacey: Yeah he knows we're just friends.
Bryan: Nice this my song (Next-Too close comes on)
Kacey: What the fuck is that???
Bryan: I have a condition, why do you have to be such a fucking bitch?
Kacey: (thinks to herself) Hmm he must have popachubaphobia.

Popachubaphobia by CrippleCrew November 2, 2009

Related Words

Portachub • portacuban • permachubby • Popachubaphobia • Portacabin • Portahumanwashingmachine • party chub • perma chub • pop a chub • pop a chubby

portacuban

Pronounced
(Poor-ta-cuban)
A person of both Cuban and porta rican descent. Portacuban's are commonly illegal immigrants

There are thousands of illegal portacubans entering America into Florida.

portacuban by Benjamin McGraw June 9, 2005

permachubby

The condition of having a continuously semi-erect or erect penis.

In my twenties, I suffered from permachubby.

permachubby by Big M. April 13, 2004

Portacabin

Something that looks like Ben.

Person 1: Wow I only just realised how much Ben looks like a portacabin.
Person 2: OMG. Yeah I see it now.

Portacabin by Portacaben January 10, 2021

Portahumanwashingmachine

A term used to refer to a device similar to a portapotty, but is a portable washing machine designed for washing humans rather than clothes. The purpose is to offer a method of bathing for people who don't have access to clean water, whether due to poverty or travel.

I have bought a portahumanwashingmachine to bathe when I go camping in a place without clean water.

Portahumanwashingmachine by Lava888 June 15, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026