Portachub 

A penis that is not quite at full Chubb status but stiffness is apparent. Also a way of referencing the penis as a piece of meat. Hence the word"Porter".

Amy's not that hot, but that ass is giving me a straight portachub.

The disappointment on Stephanie's face was apparent when I couldn't get hard and I could only serve up the portachub.....

Portachub by Rightnerface October 28, 2016

Popachubaphobia 

The intense fear of popping an unwanted chub. Commonly found in inexperienced males and is often linked and preemptive to premature ejaculation.

:Next's song "Too Close". "Oh, you're dancing real close.
Cuz it's real, real slow, You're making it hard for me."

Bryan: Hey are you sure Tyler doesn't care that I'm dancing with you?
Kacey: Yeah he knows we're just friends.
Bryan: Nice this my song (Next-Too close comes on)
Kacey: What the fuck is that???
Bryan: I have a condition, why do you have to be such a fucking bitch?
Kacey: (thinks to herself) Hmm he must have popachubaphobia.

Popachubaphobia by CrippleCrew November 2, 2009

portacuban 

Pronounced
(Poor-ta-cuban)
A person of both Cuban and porta rican descent. Portacuban's are commonly illegal immigrants

There are thousands of illegal portacubans entering America into Florida.

portacuban by Benjamin McGraw June 9, 2005

permachubby 

The condition of having a continuously semi-erect or erect penis.

In my twenties, I suffered from permachubby.

permachubby by Big M. April 13, 2004

Portacabin 

Something that looks like Ben.

Person 1: Wow I only just realised how much Ben looks like a portacabin.
Person 2: OMG. Yeah I see it now.

Portacabin by Portacaben January 10, 2021