Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 7, 2012

portishead

Anything that is less than completely satisfactory.

That food was Portishead!!

by Adam Farenden April 19, 2008

Portishead

An under-the-skin pimple that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts really, really bad.

Man, I got this portishead on my face and it hurts like a muther!

by amandajene February 1, 2010

Portishead

An influential but egocentric bunch of musicians from Bristol in the UK.
Renowed for their offensive, prima donna attitudes to the staff of all venues unlucky enough to put them on. In fact their split was partly down to the fact no promotor or venue would touch them in the end.

"After last night, there is NO WAY Portishead are ever coming back to play here again"
(the management of Bristols New Trinity Arts Centre after a typical portishead gig)

by Black Flag February 15, 2004

polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).

Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.

by potatoiam September 27, 2013

Polished Shit

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.

Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003