finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

Snake Potting

Smoking weed with scooter kids

Hey bro wanna go to the park for some snake potting

by Evan.d March 14, 2020

Log Posting

Log posting is an action by which an individual goes to 4chan’s random board (/b/) and starts a thread any picture or variation of Andy Biersack (aka Andy Sixx) lead singer of black veil brides (BVB). The individual states and refers to the ritualistic consumption of the rock star’s fece’s. Accompanying texts include: “well?” And “would you”

I just went to /b/ and started log posting

by Andy6 logs February 21, 2023

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006

Pouting

Making a facial expression with your lips, indicating dissatisfaction or sulking.

Often describing what girls do when being photographed, trying to be sexy.

Pouting is just a trend in sexy look.

by NatalieBerd February 15, 2009

Posting Hole

Posting explicit images of one's "hole" on the internet for money or clout

"Damn, Alicia really went downhill she's started posting hole on main."

by Donglemongle December 20, 2022

Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.

What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015