Pornanoid 

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

Pornanoid by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

parinaz 

A super hero who's only power is seducing the world with her eloquent words. Often heard saying things such as 'Bitch please', and moaning softly at her desk.

This girl just blew my mind...with her words...She must be a Parinaz

parinaz by Jbomb2104 October 2, 2010

proinactive 

Coworkers who are proactive about doing nothing.

Those proinactive fucks in merchant services did nothing except wait for me to fix it.

proinactive by whatwhat! February 18, 2010

Pornastrophe 

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

Pornastrophe by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

pornalized 

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

pornalized by jaytho June 29, 2012

pornapotty 

One who watches porn while on the toilet.

Hey please, don't be such a pornapotty

pornapotty by The agar \_/ BACFORD July 1, 2016

Pornagraphic Memory 

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.

Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.

Pornagraphic Memory by Mocoholi August 14, 2010