porfessional

one who claims to be a professional at something, but has no actual reason to be claiming the title, is known as a porfessional. often artists found churning out large amounts of crap that they purport to be high quality, well thought out and professionally created art are porfessionals.

hey did you see the latest M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong flick? that guy had some talent for a minute, but now he's just putting out crap writing like any other porfessional.

by Calamity Brad May 18, 2011

Pornasaurus Rex

The appairant magical creature that comes to you when you are eighter high or wasted when you look porn.

It is said to look like Barney with sex toy strapt to a belt around his waist.

Friend 1: (Looking at toys) "Wow!" (Nearly Faints)

Friend 2: "What is it man"

Friend 1: " I just saw the Pornasaurus Rex man."

Friend 2: "Wow whats he like?"

Friend 1: "He's awesome!"

by Little Shadow Lurker August 4, 2010

porkasaurus

fat with no hope of ever losing that weight

Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus

by Richard L Mansmann May 4, 2006

porrasturvat

Referring to a moment in time when a human body is flung as if it was mangled ragdoll and lands in a disgusting, yet satisfying position.

Did you here on the news? That porrasturvat they showed was quite pleasing to the eye until his head hit concrete.

by Porrasturvat Jr. December 31, 2003

porcascooper

A scooper used to collect porcupine needles

I am a porcascooper slut

by Huggee Bear February 4, 2008

Porfessional

One who claims to be expert in a field in which he is almost completely ignorant.

Fuck i hate working in this photo-lab. The constant stream of porfessional photographers is driving me fucking crazy.

by roland333 May 18, 2011

profastity

Having the qualities of being proactive and fastidious

Anthony: I have prepared the documents necessary for the meeting, including some additional material in case you are questioned on some of the finer aspects of the business plan.

Antoine: Your profastity is much appreciated.

by Anthony Leong April 28, 2005