What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.
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When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.
Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008
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Get the poopstache mug.1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
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