poofin’

farting

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.

by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

poofter drink

A low alcohol beer.

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.

by de-pube August 13, 2021

cheesy poof

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!

I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman

by suckafish March 14, 2004

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

by pr0digy December 5, 2004

poofta

a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.

by Edit Machine April 28, 2005

poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying

"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"

by AVL June 9, 2013