poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.

A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

by mothercocker May 28, 2011

pooppusher

fag, anyone who does it with another dude, homo, etc.

brandon cosner is a pooppusher
as well as laursen
together actually

by prickledicklenickleshickle January 11, 2008

poopsuck

the act of sucking out someone's poop from their ass through a straw; or a person who does such a thing

hey man I'll be back in a minute I have to go poopsuck Shelly in the bathroom.

Dude look at the that guys mouth he's definitely a poopsuck.

by Sierra D June 12, 2008

piska v popku

a traditional russian sexual position used in lots of russian porno movies. Means to make love in the ass

Julia:i think we should try piska v popku today...
Vadim: Sure babe..that crazy russian porno movie made e horny...LETS DO IT!!!
Julia:oh....ya...

by popik May 13, 2005

pooptuplets

Giving "birth" to multiple dumps in one sitting.

Jim was on the toilet for so long, I think he gave birth to pooptuplets

by dedman73 April 10, 2010

poopourri

When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.

What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!

by Velliemay August 3, 2012

poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)

Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...

by Eranhuman August 24, 2016