pooned

being owned by a noob

"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"

by i make words September 3, 2007

poon

noun (pronounced "pooh-n); 1) A woman's vagina

2) Short for "punnany" (Poon - ann - ee)

"I am gonna get mad poon tonight."

by D-Shizzle April 3, 2006

Poon

(noun)

1. A stupid person

2. A non-mainstream version of goofball or goof

Person 1: I just tripped up the stairs!

Person 2: You're such a poon

by nottoday123 September 15, 2012

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

poon

pussy; abbreviated version of the word "punani."

"Pop the poon for a goon."

by Madame Poon September 25, 2012

Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)

(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"

by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009