poonami

The water that splashes on your butt when a poop falls into the toilet.

I don't need a bidet, I just got a poonami.

by heathcat June 22, 2011

poonami

Synonym for female ejaculation derrived from the words poon and tsunami.

I saw this girl stick a curling iron in her poon basket and when she orgasmed it was a poonami.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poomar

Noun--
the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location

nouryana is a poomar

by aaron D123 April 23, 2008

Poonami

A flow of menstrual blood so severe it forms a tidal wave or destroys hopes and dreams

Oh shit man, that was a total poonami

by _THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND_ April 1, 2009

poonami

A gigantic wave of pussy, as might be encountred by a rock star.

We came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.

by Philitup February 15, 2005

Poomail

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

by Nutata February 22, 2011

pooma

acronym for Peeing out of my ass P.O.O.M.A. AKA bad diareah.

oh man i ate dirty sanchez's mexican food last night. all those beans made me POOMA so bad!
OR
dude i just took the roughest POOMA
whats POOMA?
Pee out of my ass

by BabySleeper August 5, 2006