poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

by pr0digy December 5, 2004

poolee

A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and must stay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.

After my 16 days as a poolee, I will ship out for MCRD Parris Island!

by av8er71408 July 22, 2007

I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

Pooped in my pancy Nancy

The best nickname I have ever heard. I heard it from this tall asian kid in Minnesota referring to his female friend (I assume her name was Nancy)

"Hey Pooped in my pancy Nancy!"

by Mr. AmazingAwesomeMan December 6, 2011

poole palace

A strip club in Bankhead Atlanta GA, Later influenced a dance in the greater Atlanta area, made popular by Hip-Hop artists B.H.I. (Born Hustlas Inc.) Feat. K-rab in the song Poole Palace. The dance incorperates a mixture of popular variety ATL dances: Lean wit it rock wit it, shoulder lean, shoulder wurk, snap yo fingaz, da Fabo, Walk it Out (westside walkin)

Dance is best shown B.H.I.'s Do it Do it (Poole Palace)

by TrapboiZone4 October 23, 2006

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

Pooped-Up

A really messed-up, broken, stinky vehicle.

Your car is sooo smelly. Ewww...........

Its a pooped-up piece of crap I bought for 300$.

by Cat_JoJo October 26, 2011