Betty- "Did you hear about Tracy's son, I heard he was a real poofdog."
Mark- "Wow what a loser, did you also hear about Tracy. Jarrod told me she is a huge midget muncher."
Mark- "Wow what a loser, did you also hear about Tracy. Jarrod told me she is a huge midget muncher."
by horsemilk123.4 February 25, 2009
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Get the Flaming Poofter mug.I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
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Get the Poontopia mug.verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot
verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.
by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008
Get the poofoot mug.A pooptop is the result of a human being taking a shit on the keyboard of his or her laptop, and then closing the top on it.
Guy 1: Man I gotta take the biggest shit ever.
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!
Guy 2: Hey I have an idea!
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: Take a shit on your laptop and close it! HAHA POOPTOP!
by ClickClickAPooptop March 7, 2009
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