Pooche

The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.

Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.

by Rorski uni un unus May 15, 2017

Pooch

The true unsung hero, the man, the myth, the man who demands no attention when he really deserves it. Late nights washing loads on loads of laundry, to the 6am rink grind to washing dirty jocks, pooch is the real MVP and everyone needs a pooch.

Dude my jock was so smelly but my boy pooch always got me covered

by Bigpappa200000 May 18, 2017

Pooch

A physical sensation that occurs when "tantalizing unhealthy" foods are consumed and your stomach appears to increase in mass. A common duo of foods that are infamous for causing this phenomenon are M&Ms and popcorn.

Oh my, it seems as if these jalapeno Poppers are beginning to make my stomach pooch.

by propstome April 13, 2013

pooche

A moustache belonging to a person from pakistan

i said to my brother you need to shave your pooche.

by sascha bismarck March 28, 2009

Pooched

The meaning of pooch is similar to being "Done" Or "Finished" The word is now used in all sorts of conversations to date.

Poochied: Is more of a word for stoners; after they smoked a big dart, drank a 6 to a 12 pack.. If they are really loaded they might say they are "Pickled"

I just took the longest shit to date. I'm Pooched, I'm drained, I'm going the fuck to bed.

This cigerette is finished, it's pooched.
I'm baked like a lays chip i'm pooched.

by 613tdm April 26, 2011

pooching

to be hanging about. like cotch

i was just pooching round my homegyals yard

by Koonalie September 22, 2005

pooche

the sound a vagina makes when you pull out. also used for randomly saying something when nothing else to say.

dude, that sounded like a pooche. (awkward silence) POOCHE!!

by rmzman27 February 21, 2011