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politation

I saw John Lai at Weber’s place and he is not a fake politation!
by Doctor Vincent January 15, 2019
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Cross polination

when two guys piss in the same urinal or toilet bowl and cross their urine streams.
Joe: Hey chris, you wanna go cross polinate?

Chris: Cross polination? HELL FUCKIN YES!!!
by Kyle Levine October 6, 2006
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self pollinator

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.
Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
by Cycofy April 1, 2017
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Cross Pollinator

When first one male with facial hair on his chin (a soul patch, aka pussy tickler, or goatee) performs oral sex on another male, receiving cum in his facial hair, then subsequently performs oral sex on a female, thereby transferring the first partner's cum into the second partner's vagina.
They totally had a threesome last night, and he played the role of cross pollinator. Ewwww.
by Chuggles13 March 22, 2010
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Polinating the Flower

When a guy cums all over a girls pursed lips.
Right before I came, she pursed her lips, so I could polinate the flower!
by Tom Smith April 18, 2004
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Paulination

A sex maneuver in which you shit on a girl's chest, then cum on it; after which, you mix it around then force her to eat it.
Dude1: "Hey, I heard Anna really likes paulination."
Dude2: "What the fuck?"
by question_of_the_day June 2, 2009
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Pollionational Excrollonial Parfantlegion Gremmalenion

1. A term for an imagined philosophical or sociopolitical doctrine advocating for the reconciliation of historical injustices, perfection of cultural synergy, and formation of a utopian global federation.

2. A hypothetical, multifaceted concept referring to a grand, convoluted system or framework that blends aspects of international cooperation, colonial legacy, cultural perfectionism, and global allegiance to an abstract governing ideal.
As a tongue-in-cheek critique, the journalist described the government's overly ambitious policy as a modern take on pollionational excrollonial parfantlegion gremmalenion—a concept so complex, it might as well be fictional.
by omlwoooordddd November 22, 2024
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