Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday June 19, 2016

pollen collector

When a girl sits on their partner's dick, and grind hard. When their partner is about to cum, they jump off and cum into their partner's face.

Kelly finished the pollen collector, and Adrian was angry until he tasted her.

by achlysxi June 6, 2016

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

pollen-float

the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.

bless the man, he's pollen-floating.

by jediaelthepeel May 4, 2020

Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all

Have you had Graham's maw's pollen

by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019

box pollen

Slang term for a yeast infection

"Yo, did you sleep with Janis?"

"Nahh dude she's got a bad case of the box pollen."

by Krustwad June 6, 2018

Pollen chucker

A pollen chucker is a grower that thinks they are a breeder with two lights, no pheno hunts, or room for any type of stabilization.

For clarification a breeder is somebody that has 500+ sq feet to work with. They would likely have multiple rooms with multiple strains and will have room for a clone off each as well.

That tacket genetics guy is a pollen chucker, where’s his pheno hunt at?

by Walipini March 5, 2024