Politisimp

A person who idolizes and worships a politician that doesn't give two shits about them

"Why is he being such a politisimp for the candidate?"
"I know right, as if he's expecting that she will congratulate him for voting her"

by Dangerous Singularity January 18, 2022

polite looking nerd

jinsoul from loona

person 1 “omg who is this idol that is a polite looking nerd?”
person 2 “that’s jinsoul from loona!”

by lcmlvr May 1, 2022

White&Polite

The 2 criteria that must be met in order to have a chance at getting out of a traffic ticket, or really any minor run-in with the Man.

I got pulled over doing 58 in a 35... cop gave me a warning though. Only cause I was white&polite.

by s*M*A*S*H August 15, 2009

rolly-polies

an urge that comes about when on dxm that one needs to run around, jump, dance, or otherwise change your perception of gravity and position in space.

shit, man, i need to go outside! i have the rolly-polies like crazy.

by defect December 13, 2004

politeful

Excessively polite as in buttkissery kind of polite.

When we went on our date, he was ever so politeful and it seemed rude 'not to' so I bent over and let him kiss my ass

by Kateisms February 14, 2014

polite sex

When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.

When sex becomes a chore.

My husband wouldn't leave me alone last night, so we had polite sex.

by Lordnova March 25, 2016

politisophical

Thoughts and musings that are both political and philosophical.

Dave: You know why the government banned marijuana man, its because they couldn't handle it. They just couldn't handle it.

Ed: Dave, shut up. You're getting politisophical on me. Now pass that shit!

by christopherb September 22, 2007