Prison shower

The thing that changes the mind of somebody who wants to go to jail because they thing it's gangsta.

In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact

Wannabe Gangster Kid: When I bust outta prison, I'ma become the leader of the Bloods and will have hoes on my dick for days and will have 20-inch rims that spin when my Lambo ain't moving and shit.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.

by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017

drop the prison soap

screw up big time


if you bend over in a prison shower, you'll get raped

oops, looks like i've dropped the prison soap this time

by ned schneebly April 29, 2004

prison spread

A meal made by inmates in prison. Typically spread is a Top Ramen base that can be augmented to a specific flavor by using chips, canned meat, or other foods that are also available in the prison store. Spread can vary by culture, as a Hispanic person may use different ingredients when compared to an Asian's spread.

Spread is an important part of prison life. It allows inmates, who are given their required meals, the ability to be creative and use culinary skills. Sharing spread in prison shows a sign of respect.

I was in the pen for 5 years and learned to make some mean prison spread with Fritos and canned chili.

by Britnasty October 23, 2013

prison sag

Pants that are worn below the waste line, exposing underware. This origin is prison. When nigger inmates wore pants that were sagging in order to have gay sex and not get caught. The idea of sagging made it easier for nigger inmates to have sex and pull their pants up before the prison guards approached.

hey nigger, like your "prison sag ".

by omegs greek February 27, 2009

Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.

Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.

by Realitea August 10, 2016

prison syrup

When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.

Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.

by Tittsmcgee July 2, 2017

prison style

to forcibly fuck someone in the ass.

Yeti took josh prison style over the pallet of jeans.

by THE PUNISHER March 28, 2003