dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.
by johnnyExpress February 3, 2011
by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2022
`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`
by plonker the donker September 15, 2017
The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.
Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz
by Lady Grey May 20, 2004
"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"
by debkat August 18, 2003
When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls
by Yonker August 29, 2022
by mommymckee July 14, 2021