Plonk

to shit and ejaculate on someones face

dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.

that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.

by johnnyExpress February 22, 2011

Plinky Plonk

A Chinese Karen

Some chinky person who thinks she owns

Everyone and everything

“ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”

by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2021

plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

plonk za pony

to drown a fat person

"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"

by debkat August 17, 2003

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

AC Plonk

aircraftman second class in the RAF

He had recently been on leave, wearing the uniform of an AC Plonk (newly joined airman) …

by Delbosco October 14, 2021