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Plona

A world commonly referenced to a creepy man often a gym teacher who has been acting suspicious and has rape allegations!
Ugh Bryan is such a Plona
by flyingchicken February 15, 2021
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Pk-plonk

The densest element, only naturally occurring near people named Vincent

Only known element to radiate from a person

Plonk affects the brain making someone Irish and mentally handicapped

People who radiate plonk are considered a Plonker
Adam: shit there’s a Vincent over there I don’t want to be Irish

Some smart ass in Peru: I just discovered a new element: pk-plonk!

Jasper: today we will be studying pk which is the chemical symbol for plonk
by Sussyamogusbaka6969 December 3, 2021
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Plotfuck

1)When the plot of a movie is completely and utterly ruined by a god awful director. Usually based on a good book which is totally murdered.

2)When a secret scheme to get something (usually illegal) is ruined by one or more idiots.

3)When a small area of land is ruined by a gardener who is trying to be self sufficient because its fashionable, but screws up instead. Or they are just a bad gardener.
1)'Dude I watched Angels & Demons over the weekend!'
'Oh man, thats 146 minutes of your life you'll never get back! It was such a plotfuck!'

2)'I was plotting to get revenge on my brother by putting his hand in warm water. He found out before I did it and I got grounded. It was such a plotfuck!'

3)'I read about self sufficiency in a hip magazine but I plotfucked and now I just use it as a dump. Its great!'
by h-sizzler August 30, 2010
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PLORF

A person who has caused irreperable dammage to another's Christmas ornaments.
That plorf neighbor of mine took his wood chipper and went to town on my Glow-In-The-Dark Santa Sleigh!
by Joe Marinello September 4, 2006
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Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker
by Teleco November 26, 2016
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plondexlecates

To reduce dramatically at rapidly occuring intervals.
"Bounce not only is like tickling the monster with a feather, but it quickly plondexlecates your sharpness."
by Ebolamonkey3000 May 3, 2010
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Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.
The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.
by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021
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