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Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
by Dr. LF June 18, 2009
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Drunk Planting

when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
by Sydalee July 11, 2007
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plaitinmypus

Simone: so what you doin today
Zara: oh just plaitinmypus
by Simone-Zara January 13, 2006
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plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.
I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.
by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008
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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
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plating the gary

The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.
Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.
by Ron Plywood February 2, 2017
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Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.
"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017
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