e-plop 

E-plop is when a work email drops into your inbox

E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox

Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.

Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

e-plop by Dan the Man From Manchester February 16, 2020

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.

Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz by joseph blough February 25, 2022

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!

You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm by ilikericee February 5, 2019

Plin plin plon

Lord Gwyn's theme song in Dark Souls 1. Also that saddest fucking piano you will ever hear.

Dude1: "Dude! Have you heard of Plin plin plon?"
Dude 2:"No! What is it?"
Dude 1 slaps Dude 2 so hard he starts to fucking choke on his own breath.

Plin plin plon by Dark souls 2: The ghetto June 11, 2020

Plowing The Snow

The act of cutting/mixing and moving large quantities of cocaine for distribution.

"What did you get upto last night?"

"I was busy plowing the snow for the locals, there was too much of it in one place"

Plowing The Snow by Ricky Quen May 7, 2017

Plous 

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.

Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

Plous by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

plovin 

Cunnilngus ; Pussy loving

synonyms: going down on your girl; trEAt your girl right

"I'm giving that girl some plovin tonight."

"I gave that girl so much plovin my jaw cramped!"

"Bitch wouldn't go down on me until I gave her some plovin!"

plovin by MIMI C December 28, 2015