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Jizz On Pizz

When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat
Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021
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pizzlefarweez

The act of pissing, farting, and sneezing all at the same time; more likely to be performed by aging adults, especially older males while using the bathroom.
“It was hilarious to hear grandpa pizzlefarweez in the Men’s Room at the movie theater last night.”
by LizzyJaneS August 3, 2018
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pizzamonade

I feel like eatin’ pizza yo, n’ therez ain’t nuthin’ but I’m quite thirsty. So I’ll have a pizzamonade
by squala March 28, 2019
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Bingley Pizza

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order
Bingley Pizza people need a kicking
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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Out Pizza the Hut

An illegal act in which someone out pizza's the hut by creating pizza better than pizza hut, and rarely by some other means. Italians are the biggest offenders.
Giacomo: I'm gonna try to out pizza the hut!

Jaden: That's impossible and illegal!
by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019
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Pizza Shift

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
by NobeeCares February 5, 2023
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catfish pizza peanut butter jelly

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse
Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly
by LitaDolanstan June 12, 2017
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