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patter king

The word Patter is a Scottish slang term used to describe humour.Similarites can be drawn between this word and the Irish slang term 'Craic', which has a similar meaning.

The Patter King is the person who has the best patter.

The Patter King is calum1872rfc. This prestigious accolade is distributed by the Council of Dumbleton.

Such examples of Patter used by The Patter King, calum1872rfc, and other Patterites include: Ye Ragin Mate, Libs Smashed Venezuela, Rangers Da's patter, EDP445 memes, VAR memes and of course the award-winning Eddie Poo Patter.
It is well-known across Scotland and beyond that calum1872rfc is the patter king.
by SixTimes1892 July 5, 2020
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Anti-Pattern

A common response to a recurring problem that is usually ineffective and risks being highly counterproductive.
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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna tell her so rn by sms"

"no dude, that's an anti-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to kick sand in Ninja's face"

"that's an anti-pattern -- if you don't like funerals"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019
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sneaky pinters

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.
"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"
by pissartist October 19, 2019
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ten pinter

Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.
Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.
by Yo Bubba November 9, 2007
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sasha pieterse

a precious fucking bean who doesn't deserve to be body shamed.

plays alison dilaurentis in the iconic show 'pretty little liars'.
should date shay mitchell instead of that pineapple of a fiance.
can go from hot, cute, to a daddy or all, in the matter of seconds.
emison EMISON emison EMISon is LIT
sashay
fuck me up pieterse
"whats your daddy's name?"

"sasha pieterse"

"what?"

"what?"
by ganjarauhl October 8, 2016
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Pitter Patter

*shouting out in the yard during a thunderstorm* "Look at you pups houndin' around all muddy...get in here, quick! Pitter Patter, let's get at 'er!"
by SassiBass18 August 6, 2018
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pisterity

(n) The state of being pissed.
That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!
by 007mi6 September 28, 2006
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