The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.
Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"
Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"
Lady: "Girls never fart!"
"Oh, right"
Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"
Lady: "Girls never fart!"
"Oh, right"
by lasersheep December 30, 2013
by I, Wreckerrr January 01, 2017
To describe something that's dark.
by AJChey October 31, 2021
by Guy Snyder September 02, 2016
To depart from a situation rapidly and decisively.
Originates from an aviation (especially military) term referring the pitch control on a helicopter, which is pulled to make the aircraft lift off. Recalls the idea of needing to get a helicopter off a pick-up zone with an enemy closing in.
Originates from an aviation (especially military) term referring the pitch control on a helicopter, which is pulled to make the aircraft lift off. Recalls the idea of needing to get a helicopter off a pick-up zone with an enemy closing in.
by BornOut March 05, 2009
A string of sentences used to heighten one's awareness of themselves. You're pitching your personality, in a nutshell.
"What up boy, it's your boy James and my pitch-phrase is that I like air hockey, eating funnel cakes, and doing my taxes!"
by YaBoyJaymez January 19, 2014
When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.
by pitchedtentmaster October 07, 2006