A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
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Person 2: I liked it.
Person 2: I liked it.
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When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
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