flint pish

The name given to broken pieces of flint found in rich people's garden's, usually around expensive shrubberies. They think it looks exclusive and classy. It's neither.

"I see Daryl's been at work in his garden, laying down all that shiny flint pish."
"Yeah well, it's his garden and he can do what he wants with it I suppose."
"True but that money would have been better spent on something which actually looks nice and doesn't show him up to be a colossal asshole with more money than sense."

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

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Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.

Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!

by Craiglang May 9, 2022

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Pight

Used mainly in sarcasm. See might but with a P instead of an M

David pight not be small!
I pight not fancy kathy!
Lily pight not have moleeyes!
Pight peally peally like you a pot! Oh a Pot
Oh Pight!!!

by Meat face January 10, 2008

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pish in the sink

An old game show hosted by Chris Tarrant when the players objective was to pish in the sink. Pish originates from the word piss which means "to urinate" This popular TV program was on CITV back in the roaring 90's. It was on before the popular TV program Art Attack.

The catchphrase was "lets rotate the pish wheel"

im gonna pish in the sink so i can practice for that gameshow!","chris tarrants a fenian like that guy fae glee","lets rotate the pish wheel

by the pope ya bass August 7, 2010

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