"yo that pishtab was stalking these girls everywhere they went! i can't believe i have to see him again on monday.. it will be awkward when i have to ask him if he can explain the math homework."
"dude I saw a pishtab yesterday at the movies! she was all over this dude!"
Wanton sex goddes with a very bad man between her thighs.
She/he/they want to be a Instagramer ahre ke decía
Instagram follower: OHMYGAGA HAVE YOU SEEN THE LAS INSTAGRAM STORY OF PISHAMAPASTI???
another instagram follower: is she/he/they drinking cloro again? Another boring lipsync? Is she/he/they talking (and crying ) about her ex? Well.. yes. (¿
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.