The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.
Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.
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usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.
At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.
usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.
At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.
She may seem a puritan but I can assure that she was a filthy ho when she offered me to a rimming.
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Stay away from him, he's a puritan.
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Stay away from him, he's a puritan.
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Occured when Captain Jack Sparrow tried to sail home after a night of drunken revelry; after taking a wrong turn at the Island of Bardados, he ran aground on a sandbar off the Floridian Keys. He was thrown overboard by the force of the impact, and soon enough, he spied a female manatee. Mistaking her for a mer-maid of some sort, he...well...I think you get the idea.
From that beautiful union, the first Pirtate was born.
However, It would not be the last. The goode captain married the manatee, whom was named Debra, and they sailed the ocean blue, plundering all the seaweed in the Sargasso Sea!
Occured when Captain Jack Sparrow tried to sail home after a night of drunken revelry; after taking a wrong turn at the Island of Bardados, he ran aground on a sandbar off the Floridian Keys. He was thrown overboard by the force of the impact, and soon enough, he spied a female manatee. Mistaking her for a mer-maid of some sort, he...well...I think you get the idea.
From that beautiful union, the first Pirtate was born.
However, It would not be the last. The goode captain married the manatee, whom was named Debra, and they sailed the ocean blue, plundering all the seaweed in the Sargasso Sea!
by Booger November 16, 2004
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