The ultimate of biengs, Sir Pimpington, once met Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris would be the ultimate of biengs but he round house kicked being a bieng in the face) and walked away. Sir Pimpington hustles bitches around the world in any condition he wants, if one of his bitches gets pregnant he throws them into the ocean because Sir Pimpington is environmentally friendly, he understands the need for food in the underwater society of Atlantis. Sir Pimpington won't take your shit, you step out of line and Sir Pimpington will fuck u up with his 999999inch cock, no one...fucks with Sir Pimpington (Chuck Norris would, but he is not measured by human limits)...If Sir Pimpington walks by bow the fuck down!
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you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.
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When someone thinks they're nice, pretty/handsome, etc. or when they're flexing about something, but in reality they're mean, ugly, bad, etc.
When someone thinks they're nice, pretty/handsome, etc. or when they're flexing about something, but in reality they're mean, ugly, bad, etc.
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