pig

That animal you get pork from.
Or a farmer's sex-toy.
Mom, let's cook some pork/pig tonight!
Bob, get dem pigs! we'sa gunna have sum fun tonight! Yeeee-haaaw!
by Zeke May 10, 2003
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Basketball game that is shorter than horse. It consists of one person making a shot and the other matching it. The first to miss three shots and spell pig losses.
We didn't have enought time to play horse, so we played a game of pig instead
by jason February 12, 2005
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sherrif dawsy is a pig.
by nick (fuckinverness) September 30, 2007
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Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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You'd better watch for pigs while you fire up that jibber.
by bobby g. October 22, 2002
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Someone who has pig like behavior's.
Semide is a pig.
by eljapo June 09, 2023
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pigs are horrible creatures that may appear to be innocent but in reality they are the evil messengers of the horrible hostile quagga. just like the move people, pigs are here to cause harm and destroy society. pigs hate boars and the fungus because in ancient society, Fungus the Second helped the boars escape the torture of the higher class pigs. pigs were mad they got what they deserved, so hostile quagga took advantage of this and used the pigs to help spread hostile quagga propaganda. you must not let yourself be cursed by pigs or else hostile quagga will infect your life and cause havoc on not you but also everyone else you love. pig propaganda is everywhere, shows like peppa pig are a prime example. you have to be careful. if you find yourself under this curse, you must pray to The Gaming Fungus and Boar that the curse will be lifted and they will come and rescue you back into a life of bliss. shun pigs and shun hostile quagga.
Normie 1: my favorite animals are pigs

Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!

Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!

Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
by fungusfollower2 April 25, 2022
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