pick up the tab 

To pay for the bill; to take the check, usually at the end of a meal.

Every time I have dinner with Chris, he always makes me pick up the tab.

pick up the tab by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

PICK UP THAT COTTON 

In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.

Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".

PICK UP THAT COTTON by alminkäser January 18, 2021

pick up your face 

The act of getting yourself back together after being put down in a harsh way.

"Man, you better pick up your face after that one!"

(after the put-down occurs) "Hey your face called, you need to pick it up.

pick up your face by Brett Walden January 2, 2008

Pick Up That Can

The Phrase "pick up that can" comes from the popular game Half-Life 2 In the starting point of the game you will end up at a corridor with a gate, just as your character approaches the gate a "Metro police officer" will appear, As he does he will see a can on a trash can and Knock it over with is stun batton. When he does with he will look at you and say "Pick up that can"

Metro police: Pick up That can

You: fuck

Pick Up That Can by big pp sammy December 9, 2019

Pick Up Truck Driver 

Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.

The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.

Pick Up Truck Driver by th3 protege January 6, 2009

pick up line 

does NOT help pick up girls..

sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.

pick up line by pinkslips April 14, 2007

pick up line fucker 

Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass

I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.

pick up line fucker by classic lays January 14, 2010