pianist

Someone who plays the piano. This word is pronounced pee-AN-ist. Don't forget the A. We are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.

The pianist spent three hours perfecting his Hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.

by cygnusx1 January 1, 2009

Piance

awesome, amazing, brilliant, gravy, superb, constant barrage depeche.

see also piance tufantouro (supreme excellence indeed)

this bar is PIANCE !!!! the schizz, the shit, the muff, the fringe.

by Dan Ham December 19, 2005

pianissimo

A dynamic level in music. The softest (quietest) kind of dynamic level.

Pianissimo is so quiet, we could barely hear it.

by RealSGII2 December 12, 2018

stupid piano

A piano that isn't the smartest, but keeps a good attitude.

Bro 1: yo this is one stupid piano!

Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?

Piano: M̶͕̲͘̚á̵͖͎̈́y ̧͂ ̵͉̝͐S ̨̲̈́a ̛͠ͅt̴͙̻͗͒á̵̢̮͝n̶̗̾ ̺͈͂r ̛̗â̵͚̞͌i ̰̩͛̇n̶̢̚ ̶̼͑̈h ̱̝̀̂í̴͖͙̆s̴̪̰̑ ̶̐͜b ̗̠͝͝e ̣̰̐a ̞͊m ̶̖̇o̴͇̠͘f ̰͑̐ ̴̬͋d̵̨̠̾͠e ͎̈́a ̰̀̕ẗ̵̛͍̱h̴͔̋ ̵̯̏͜u̴̹̫̇p ̛͙̟̀o̵͎̰̽͌n̴̲̙̓ ̙̄b̵̛͎ơ̶̦̓t ̢͓̒h ̻̀ ̯͝o̵̯͕͂f ͂͜ ̴͇͓͌̈y̴͙͘o ̤̅̚ư̴͍͈̒r̶̡̳̓͋ ̤͙̍͘d̴̩̙͒̏e ͈͋͌c̴̣̱͠r̶͕̿ẽ̵͍͘p ͙̾i ̭̌ẗ̵̗̞ ̟͆̌s ͉̳͊͒ö̶̝̓u̶̘͍̓l̴͎̂͜s̶̭̻̔

by QaotLivesOn May 29, 2020

harry pianus

A man with a most unfortunate name (google him).

"Hey dude, this guy has the wort name ever *snicker*"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"

by Rididdles December 16, 2006

piano legs

Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.

No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.

by A.K. Smith June 18, 2006

piano hands

Hands with long and particularly strong fingers, the result of years piano practice.

I couldn't pry that cookie away from her once she got hold of it with those piano hands.

by Uncle_Doug June 11, 2006