phonemosexual

When someone becomes so addicted to their phone, that they care more about the well-being of their phone rather than the people around them.

Oh my god, did you see Rachel’s 25 instagram posts this morning? She’s TOTALLY “Phonemosexual”.

by Boodaman1027 February 2, 2018

Phonominal

How people spell phenomenal when drunk

*sees an amazing post on the internet at 3:30am*

OmG ThAt iS PhOnoMinAL

by Masedogg24 June 5, 2018

phonomenon

the phantom sensation that you phone is vibrating in your pocket, when it is not.

I hate it when I feel that phonomenon.

by PsychoMD September 7, 2015

poonum

A word used to describe a enormously gay person or a sick, loose, floppy vag.

1. Dude, that guys is the biggest poonum fuck ive ever seen

2. She has the floppiest poonum ive ever fucked

by Poonum April 19, 2005

Phonus envy

The act of being jealous over the fact that someone has a better cell phone than you.

Theresa looked at Jenna's I-phone and then at her old school flip phone and developed a bad case of phonus envy.

by hagajim December 8, 2012

Phonumdrum

The dilemma one experiences when deciding to answer a phone call from a phone number unknown to you.

Phone calls from a unknown number causes such a phonumdrum.

by GreekMan57 October 12, 2016

Phunum

Much like "Punum", except a Phunum requires more cuteness, for instance, a small puppy.

Prenounced: F-une-um

"He's such a little Phunum".

by cold.clown September 27, 2008