Penus Vagoover

The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.

Have you seen the Penus Vagoover?

No I can't read it.

by Danthepussylicker September 6, 2017

pheniscilogophobia

the fear of saying the word penguin

person a: i have pheniscilogophobia
person b: whats that??
person a: the fear of saying the word penguin- AHH- see??

by cockiness February 13, 2019

Penus

Slang for Chili-Lemon Peanuts, usually said by a person of hispanic descent. Essentially the word peanuts in a Spanish accent.

Ey, I could really use some penus.

by soffpipis March 18, 2019

phens

Acetaminophen for rec use.

yo dakota are these phens hitting you as hard as theyre hitting me

by Mr peantu October 20, 2019

penussy

the combination of penis and pussy.

thats a nice penussy you got there

by sefisthedead July 20, 2022

Gert Penus

When someone is a massive penis on purpose all the time

Ughhhh, I hate Jake he is a Gert Penus!

by I'm bored so I went online November 27, 2019

[Phenis]

The appearance of having a penis caused by clothing bunching up in a suggestive manner. A fake or faux penis.

Check out Virgina's phenis, she's got a raging phoner.

by Gordon H. January 5, 2009