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Golden Phallus Complex

Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.

Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"

Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
by suamaede4 August 3, 2022
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Phallon

An absolutely all around amazing person. Shes HOT and gorgeous and everybody secretly atleast has a little crush on her. Shes smart and sweet and you just wanna be around her, she doesnt hang out with a huge group of friends just like her
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it
Oh look at that girl shes so amazing almost like phallon
-jon
by helllofellows February 12, 2017
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logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)
Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.
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In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.
“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?

Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006
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phally

Fruity, wealth flow like crops and flowers blossom (Cambodian names)
Her name is Phally. Her life would be as blossom as her name.
by Veocity February 27, 2015
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Phallic Pheud

Nickname for the current Steve Harvey-hosted version of Family Feud, inspired by the overabundance of questions and answers related to male genitalia. Also known as Steve Harvey's Dick Jokes.
I'm so sick of Game Show Network airing nothing but Phallic Pheud!
by Sir Veisaid December 1, 2018
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phallicing

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower
by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018
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